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SOS by blueeyesx5
October 8, 2007, 9:17 am
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I’ve been abandoned. Am I seriously the only one still over here? Miss Meow? Have you left me too?


Closure by blueeyesx5
October 6, 2007, 5:06 pm
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Ok, so I’ve had an unusually difficult time processing the death of my dear friend Derek Dean Lowry.

I went to the vistation last night. Open casket, even with a broken neck & brain surgeries. They had a cowboy hat on him to cover the scars.

He looked more fake than I had imagined. I had seen him only a few days beofre the crash.

I couldn’t sleep last night, I haven’t been able to sto pthe tears from flowing either.

His dad tried his best to cheer me up. I thought we were supposed to be helping him thru the loss?

He told me that I had been the best at being Derek’s friend especially thru his deployments to Iraq.  That Derek LIVED to spend time with “us girls” to flirt & talk & just have a good time.

But his dad & I have been battling him for a couple of years now, since his last deployment & military discharge. He had become known for some of the “bad decisions” he was making. Nothing to awful…just a lot of drinking, not keeping a job longer than a few months, his whole attitude was just off.

We talked to him, fought with him, prayed for him to reach a place were he could settle into who he really was, the Derek we had always known.

He’s there now. He’s in that place. We were not able to make the choices for him. I know he’s always wanted to make the right choices but I know that he got down on himself for a while & he convinced himself that he didn’t deserve life to be good, so he didn’t put forth the effort.

But now when I visit him, talk to him, write to him, I will know that he’s in that place we longed for, that we no longer have to battle him but most importantly he no longer has to battle himself.

RIP Derek Dean Lowry  02-23-84 to 10-02-07  friend, brother, son, war vet, 100% hillbilly!

And the winner for the “worst mom ever” award is….. by blueeyesx5
October 2, 2007, 6:01 pm
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so I joined the bad moms club on BBC for letting my kids watch wacked out TV shows, & probably became the queen of that thread since I just outed that my 2 & 3 y/o have their own tv hooked to cable in their room & can watch whatever please them.

BUT geesh people, did you know that its a bad thing to try setting your child up for success, when they are 4 months old?

I apparently am over reacting along with my sons idiot speech therapist because we’ve discussed putting Pessers in physical & develpmental therapy.

I know that children will do things in their own time, like rolling over & reaching for toys but seriously, is there any harm in learning how to do min- exercises with them to strengthen those muscles they will be using for those things?

My little girl is EXTREMELY lazy and I do not have the time to work with her like I did the boys, not when I have the boys AND daycare kids to care for too.

Am I really wrong for wanting to enroll her in early intervention services?

oh & just in case anyone is ever wondering, streak free windex is NOT streak free…..I think I may call their 800 number & ask why that is.

Is someone making a ton of money or what? by Hello Kitty NCG
October 1, 2007, 6:00 pm
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Do you have a Bumbo seat? My daughter loves hers but $39.00 for a seat like that? It was so hard to spend the money on it but after all the great reviews from everyone I bought one.

I want to come up with something that cost $2.00 to make and sell it for $39.00

I Am a sucker!

Are the NCG’s world famous? by Hello Kitty NCG
September 28, 2007, 3:29 pm
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Forget what you’ve heard about the haters having the NCG’s removed from wikipedia. Who cares about wikipedia anyway jeeze…. (millions of people LOL)

We are now getting hits through this website

Famous or not? I’ll let you be the judge. 🙂

BTW: Mamma got a brand new bus. The dealer called us last night and made a great deal. I was sad to see the H2 go but I like the suburban. My son was worried about how environmentally friendly it wasn’t, Then he saw it had a tv in it and let’s just say Al Gore went out the window.

Once upon a time……. by blueeyesx5
September 27, 2007, 12:29 pm
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long long ago (about 3 years, 51 weeks, 6 days, and 22 hours ago) there was this beautiful princess. Her name was Danielle.

She was a lovely princess, with long blond hair & vibrant blue eyes, very petite figure.

It was a lovely time in her life, she was able to get almost anything she ever wanted. She never had to worry about anyone but herself, could go shopping for hours, sleep a full 12 hours a night AND complete a full meal. It was pure bliss.

Then one day her life took a 180 degree turn. She now spends the day with her hair in a ponytail, has packed on a flabby tummy, only eats whats left on the plates already served at meals, and is usually covered in baby puke still in her pajamas at 4 in the afternoon.

Thank you God for the 3 little angels you sent me! But damn I wish I had time to shop, eat sleep & still look good!

true story written by Danielle…….. 

who is right now living in a dream world while my not potty trained 2 y/o runs around completely naked, my 3 y/o is chasing him thru the unpacked items in the garage & my 4 month is sleeping on her tummy

Down with the haters! by blueeyesx5
September 27, 2007, 12:18 pm
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This is to all of you who are reading this blog even though you CLAIM  that this group of wonderful ladies are absolutely horrid.

I love being a nasty cervix checking girl, LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

We are never going away & you are obviously intrigued enough to keep coming back to ALL of our pages, so quit pretending that you don’t like us, and join in the discussions.

GO AHEAD — TOUCH YOURSELF!  It feels sooooo good, doesn’t it.

Now WTH. I mean what the hell is up with wikipedia deleting us??